Silly teenagers

So my work tends to be the place where teenagers go and try to show off how cool they are. Wanna hear the best ones?

• Girls that stuff money down their shirts/training bra. So then when they have to pay they dig down their shirts because somehow it's not in the same place. Lots of the time, I get soggy money that I just know was in some girls armpit by accident and I want to throw up all over them. Seriously, when did this become "cool"? It happens waaaay too much and it's waaaay too sick. Bleh *shudder*. Thoroughly grossed out every time.
• Just sitting on the ground talking loud so one of their crushes can hear. First of all, you're in the way. Secondly, your crush is on the other side of the arcade...haha um ok.
• Swearing constantly to show how hardcore they are. Now I'm not one to judge, I like to throw a swear word in every once in awhile; it's fun sometimes. But really, do they KNOW any other words?
• Now there are some fashions I will never get, and I will always laugh about haha. And there are too many I'm used to now that I can't think of any in particular. Except the pants that are worn mid thigh. Why do these guys want everyone to see their boxers? If they were the coolest design on the planet I would get that, but just plain colors? It's not cool mister teenager! It's not more comfortable either, I see you pulling your pants up every 5 seconds and I see you walking with your legs as wide as they will go.
• Getting in fights over something small. I probably think this is dumb because I won't even fight back if someone's attacking me; it's just not who I am, so of course I don't understand why people fight for pride or whatever. Use your words little kids lol.

Ok that's all I can think of right now. Really I just wanted to talk about the money in the bra thing. Cause that one has me most confused haha. Silly teenagers. I'm so glad I'm out of that awkward horrific stage of life :P.